That little flicker before Quagmire starts talking is perfect timing.

So, to summarize...

I love this scene because Quagmire isn’t trying to 1 up Brian, or say that he’s better than Brian, he’s simply putting that Brian is no better than him or anyone else

There you have it. One minute of Seth MacFarlane ranting on himself.

0:04 PLOT TWIST: That static was added to express Quagmire’s blind rage.

When quagmire is calling you out you know you're bad

"All I've done is try to be nice to you and you still don't like me, how can you not like me?"

You did this with no budget, and this left a bigger impact than how the actual episode did it. Well done.

0:04 That moment of single static is like Quagmire's patience is finally snapped off

The biggest takeaway here is that Brian didn't ask why Quagmire didn't like him, he asked "how can you not like me?" Brian just seems to think everyone loves him and it's more weird that someone wouldn't, rather than think about why that may be.

The thing that makes this so bittersweet is we ALL know someone who is exactly like Brian in real life, always wanting to feel morally superior to everyone else, and this clip puts into words what we have all been dying to tell that person since we first met them.

This is really well made!

The problem is, Brian said “how can you not like me?” instead what he should’ve said was “why don’t you like me?”

This version should have been in the original series to be honest

This is Quagmire’s best moment in Family Guy. He called out Brian in every way possible as to why he hates him. It’s not so much the things Brian has done, but the way he tries to cover up his bad behavior. As much of a hypocrite Quagmire is for when it comes to women, he’s at least honest about it and doesn’t hide the truth. Brian always tries to come up with some ridiculous claim just to get with women. Quagmire was saying exactly what we’ve all been thinking.

Quagmire saw the future. He tried to warn Brian of himself, but like every warning out there, he ignored it.

The worst part is that none of these applies to Brian in the first two or three seasons of Family Guy. They killed him.

Whether it was intentional or not, the glitch on Glen's face 0:05 is genius!